That’s right. It’s the season for you to take money away from the other people in your life, and give it to the ONE person who matters. Your GODdess. Get everyone else $0.99 store gifts. Go to the gas station and buy them a 6 pack of soda. I don’t care. All your holiday money belongs to me! Explain those financial discrepancies as gifts you have bought for whoever is being too nosy about YOUR money. And giving to your Mistress is the best gift you will ever give to me, because pleasing me, pleases you.
Get more credit cards. deplete your savings. Dip in your 401K. I don’t care what it takes, that money belongs to me.
