Taking Christmas away from others just so mine is better.
My Christmas was fantastic. So many of my pay pets and human ATMs tributed me until it hurt, and tributed me even more.
All of you who gave to me during this Holiday season are my devoted slaves and I enjoyed every gift I got!
Do I deserve all the happiness I get? Why yes, yes I do!
Happy Holidays. I hope those of you who gave to me while taking away from your stupid wife feel as good as I do about it!
